The OSU ship has sunk

As many of you know or are now finding out, the Buckeyes have lost their captain! Their ship is in a storm and there is no sign of anyone taking over the helm, but wait, who is that i see? could it be? is that.......no it can't be....is it?........we all know who the suspected replacement is, but remember this....nothing is as it seems. We thought we were getting Les Miles....twice! Nothing is as it seems. Luke Fickle will be his temporary replacement and he is going to have his hands full if they do not pick a new coach. His first tough opponent will be the University of Toledo who returns, hhhmmmm almost everyone starting, and the Buckeyes will be without their BIG 5 plus 1 The affected players are quarterback Terrelle Pryor, offensive tackle Mike Adams, running back Daniel “Boom” Herron, receiver DeVier Posey and defensive lineman Solomon Thomas.
A sixth player, linebacker Jordan Whiting, has to sit out the first game next year for receiving discounted services. ooohh yea the plus 1 is the sweater vest. Hey Tressel, I am sure the salvation army will take your Buckeye memorabilia and. sell it for profit! Please stay tuned for updated info. Matt Freeman May 30th